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dininebula |
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I think you're right.
Crackers and camembert went flying.
Smithback grabbed crackers and cheese off his frilled
shirt and started eating.
-Relic Aghast, Smithback watched a massive brie roll like a white wheel all the way across the hall before coming to a gluey rest in a dark corner. -Book of the Dead |
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DiogenesLives187 |
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rebanne08 wrote: I would love to be the check out girl, just seeing him would make my year, not to mention seeing him buy UNDERWEAR!!!! and i am with you, i would for sure need some mouth to mouth CPR from him, as i would die on the spot from seeing his fine !#%!!! |
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rebanne08 |
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DiogenesLives I almost died when I read your comment about 'seeing his fine @#*&!" My sister works retail and she is always telling me stories
about the customers (especially the cute ones). Since we know Pendergast is in that category, wow, I just don't think I could handle the purchase. I have
tried to picture what I think he looks like, and I have a general image in my mind. But it isn't crystal clear. The guy is just to hard to fathom I
guess. Diogenes I can almost pinpoint. And when I read his dialoge I can hear exactly how I think he sounds. Pendergast comes off super educated, and it is
hard for me to pick up on the southern accent. SMALL CD SPOILER ALERT!!! I liked in CD that the authors had characters picking on Pendergast's accent
and mimicking him. That was the first time I could pick up on how he must sound. I liked that. As for the ongoing underwear debate, I have to agree with
ColdMoon. I'm sure they're some 500$ Italian handmade type that cost a fortune, and have to be flown in. I laughed (can't remember which book
exactly) when Diogenes had to go and buy clothes (I'm pretty sure they even mention underwear) after he looses his valise (when Constance comes after him).
I laughed at the mere mention of one of those boys buying underwear.
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DiogenesLives187 |
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omg rebanne, i loved that part too in CD where they talk about his accent... and i know this sounds crazy but i fell deeper in love with him....i think my
boyfriend is jealous:)
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Fantastopotamus |
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"Truly remain unmentionable"--LMAO!!!
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ShowMeAChicken |
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my attention was caught by the mention of "red silk boxers"
the only dudes who wear those things are the least classy dudes on the planet i mean ew we are heading right straight into ron burgundy territory here pendergast ate a rat basically for the lolz i don't think he would be too dignified to pick up a package of hanes from the mart of wal or something |
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dixie pixie |
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New member here, and I haven't read through the 16 pages of this thread yet, but I can't hold back with my vote: definitely boxer-briefs.
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dininebula |
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Hooray for boxer-briefs! (Bamboo!)
Crackers and camembert went flying.
Smithback grabbed crackers and cheese off his frilled
shirt and started eating.
-Relic Aghast, Smithback watched a massive brie roll like a white wheel all the way across the hall before coming to a gluey rest in a dark corner. -Book of the Dead |
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dixie pixie |
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Mah goodness. I'm on summer vacation for one more week and all I find myself doing is re-reading the Pendergast books and this forum, and now, thinking
about Our Special Agent's drawers! The summer heat must be getting to me!
On a related note: undershirt: yes or no? I know he was sans undershirt when Nora helped him out of his shirt to inspect his wounds at the end of Coc, but maybe in the cooler months? If yes, is it a crew-neck? v-neck? or, heaven forbid, a wife-beater? |
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dininebula |
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I'm not sure about the idea of Pendergast in an undershirt. If he wears one, it must be a crew-neck. That's the only thing I can picture... actually, I
don't mind picturing that at all.
Crackers and camembert went flying.
Smithback grabbed crackers and cheese off his frilled
shirt and started eating.
-Relic Aghast, Smithback watched a massive brie roll like a white wheel all the way across the hall before coming to a gluey rest in a dark corner. -Book of the Dead |
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the ninja penguin |
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That is interesting...I've never even given thought to an undershirt.
I refuse to answer that question on grounds that I don't know the answer.
--Douglas Adams |
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kleenexwoman |
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Voting wifebeater because rawr.
They're kind of adorably trashy on almost anyone and it's just pretty. Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau. The exquisite corpse will drink the new wine.
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06/28/09 06:08 PM.
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dixie pixie |
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kleenexwoman wrote:Oh yeah. And that platinum Pendy pendant would hang just so wouldn't it..... |
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dininebula |
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Wifebeater and bling... *tries to clear image* I have a picture of the rapper "Mayor Whitey" in my head now.
Crackers and camembert went flying.
Smithback grabbed crackers and cheese off his frilled
shirt and started eating.
-Relic Aghast, Smithback watched a massive brie roll like a white wheel all the way across the hall before coming to a gluey rest in a dark corner. -Book of the Dead |
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kleenexwoman |
DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A PASTY WHITEBOY RAPPER? | ||
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Y'all act like you've never seen an albino before
Jaws all on the floor like Sherlock Holmes just burst in the door And started detecting sh!t on your @ss like before He went over Reichenbach Falls (no spoilers) It's the return of the--oh wait, no way, you're kidding He's talking in some weird Southern accent too, isn't he? And Bill Smithback says--nothing, you idiots, Smithback is dead I found his body in some guy's basement. Haha, feminist women love Pendergast (rawr like a monster) "Killed that monster, capped its @ss, and he thought I couldn't do it 'cause I'm a woman. Oh yeah? Well, *!*# him (oh, but he's so cute though)!" okay I can't get through another verse of this. moving on I created a monster 'cause nobody wants to see Aloysius, now, they want Diogenes--I'm chopped liver Well, if you want Diogenes, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of younger brother mixed with some pure terror Some absinthe that'll jump start my heart quicker than some of Enoch Leng's immortality mixture like a shock when the doctor thinks I'm not co-operating 'cause I'm refusing anesthetic when he's operating man, I thought my days of making up Eminem filks were done when I got out of high school. Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau. The exquisite corpse will drink the new wine.
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dixie pixie |
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Love it!
Last Edited By: dixie pixie
06/29/09 08:27 AM.
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silverwraith |
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LOL! Brilliant!
I can kind of picture Eminem prowling the stage in a black suit, flashing a fake FBI badge.
"The guy's dipped in green sh--."
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kleenexwoman |
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Hells of yeah :9
Aww, and Dre would get to dress up in a cop uniform and be D'Agosta. Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau. The exquisite corpse will drink the new wine. |
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Neferseti |
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Maybe in "Fever Dream" the authors will finally reveal the mystery...although they kinda revealed that Pendergast wears silk pjs in CoC, right?
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silverwraith |
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I'm gonna stand by my opinion: Pendergast is ex-military, therefore he goes commando.
He snagged a prawn anyway, made it two, followed by a spoonful of ceviche and three crackers covered with Scottish smoked cod roe with capers and lemons, a few paper-thin slices of cold red Kobe beef, no steak
tartare, thank you very much, but definitely two pieces of that uni sushi...
Smithback and food, Relic |
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