I was just thinking about the Pendy silk-boxers-vs-briefs thing while I was--ahem--supposed to be working, and it came to me like a flash! Pendy doesn't wear silks or thongs or fine egyptian cotton while he's working, he wears...a jock strap! It would be so perfect! It would keep everything in place, and the back straps would add a nice bit of lift to his bum! What do you think?!
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Pendergast: Red Silk Boxers, Tighty-Whiteys, or Boxer-Brief
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Posts: 37 (07/09/05 04:44 PM) |
That is bloody brilliant. I always pictured him with a nice bum.
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Posts: 251 (07/09/05 06:21 PM) |
hmmmmm very interesting! I like what you've done here!
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Posts: 3759 (07/11/05 07:46 AM) |
Sounds like you've got a job like mine....
 It would make sense, considering how athletic his job can get at times and the level of physical exertion he may be called upon to deliver on any given day, for him to be wearing a bit more...protection than the average guy. Don't know if he'd really need assistance lifting his own 'cheeks' though. I always assumed he'd be doing enough squats on his own, I guess! I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Here's what has been bothering me about this solution, and I am not a guy, so I have to ask. Would there be visible lines involved in wearing a strap? Could you see the straps, do you think? 'Cause I don't think he'd be down with the VPL.
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Posts: 3759 (07/11/05 12:09 PM) |
Depends on how tight the pants are, imho. If they're loose enough, you won't be able to see the elastic lines. Just lots of nice 'lift and separate.'
I know, being as how I'm a football fan, and you wanna talk about vpl! Try to imagine a 15 year old girl asking her father--Daddy, why do they look like their pants have seams right (gestures to television screen) here and here? I don't think my father has been the same since.... I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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fifimagoo |
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Posts: 1091 (07/11/05 07:11 PM) |
Oh but with a jock strap I always imagine this huge ballet type bulge in the front, I hope the worsted wool is baggy otherwise it'll look like a banana hammock
 And, considering that Nora checked out P's spectacular ab's in CoC, he's got to have some bootay..... |
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Oh my, fifimagoo... just oh my!!! I'm noticing a pattern in these threads nowadays... So terribly sorry, Linc and Doug!!! Hopefully it's still seen as a perverse and hilarious form of flattery. Somehow, I just can't fathom P wearing a jock strap. Maybe during certain operations, like his journey into the tunnels in Reliquary. And his covert operation in Brimstone. That I could see. But when he's in his everyday suit, no way! Boxers. Really nice bu... boxers. And every pair he has is probably exactly the same solid color. Black.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Posts: 3403 (07/12/05 10:17 AM) Administrator |
I imagine men's undergarments are similar to women's in if you're wearing tight enough pants, it doesn't matter what's beneath, you'll be getting a clear view of the lines. I think I have objections to Pendergast wearing a jock strap, boxers, briefs, or nothing. Yet, I suppose it has to be one of the above. And I agree with whoever said his ass is shapely enough on its own and doesn't require the 'added lift and separate'.
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fifimagoo |
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Posts: 1091 (07/12/05 07:45 PM) |
I agree dini, really nice bu..boxers!!!
 I also agree that they would be black. The man doesn't sweat anyway, so why not? Throw some talcum powder down there and he's set!! Maybe this Pendergast/hot stuff thing will hint to Mr Preston and Mr Child that the womenfolk want more P!! More and more!! He's so brilliant in everything he does they have just created a Southern Beau for us to drool over! |
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Posts: 0 (07/13/05 01:14 PM) |
Yeah, and if they still don't get the message, maybe we should open a new topic called "Pendergast Fantasies (aka Pendergasms)" and let people run wild? Think that would work? |
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Posts: 3759 (07/13/05 02:23 PM) |
Pendergasms!?!? I think I just cracked a rib!!!
 I'd hope they're having as much fun reading these threads as we are--otherwise I'd think they'd finally gotten to the point where they take themselves too seriously. And I thought the entire board (except wherever Syren is) was about our Pendergasms. I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Posts: 211 (07/14/05 01:52 AM) |
I just can't picture the jock-strap. I'm with Dini. Black silk boxers all the way.
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I would have to say that I would consider boxer-briefs the best option for all of these scenarios. Not as silly looking as tighty-whiteys, comes in a variety of colors (black, for sure), leaves a tad more to the imagination, but offers more of the support needed for those days when he's busy running after criminals or gunning down monsters. Plus, he's a well-muscled man, and boxer-briefs are the only underpants I can think of that don't look silly on a buff guy. To me, boxers seem to granpa-ish and briefs are just right out-particularly those crazy little banana hammocks they make for, say, strippers. Plus, it's nice the way boxer briefs sort of accentuate the leg muscles and the curve of the bu.....well, you get the idea....
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Posts: 3403 (07/14/05 09:01 AM) Administrator |
Boxers, grandpa-ish? And I always equated briefs with older people..
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SilverPhoenix13 |
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Posts: 3759 (07/14/05 09:20 AM) |
I think underwear styles rotate about every 15 years or so, so depending on your age, boxers are either really cool right now or really lame.
They will always be rather uncomfortable looking to me--unless you plan on using them as outerwear. How do guys keep the legs down under their clothes? Don't they bunch up? I can't even cope with boyshorts for chicks, what would I do with all that cloth just hanging there....Maybe panty-creep is a purely female phenomenon, something to do with how our hips are built. Too bad the guys would have no interest in this thread, otherwise we could get some male feedback on precisely how one wears boxers. I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Quote: My husband absolutely refuses to wear boxers, no matter how cute or stylish. Apparently, there don't offer the sort of support needed for him to be comfortable. Boxer-briefs are nice compromise, just like those little panties where your bum cheeks stick out the bottom are my occasional compromise between a thong and briefs. That may have been TMI, but we are talking underpants.... |
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Posts: 126 (07/14/05 12:15 PM) |
Well, they can be annoying if they're too loose, as they tend to ride up. As for boxer briefs, they somehow tend to do the same thing. In general I find underclothes to be annoying and tiresome.
I think the real season silk boxers are so in demand is the comfort factor. If something is going to ride up and annoy you it may as well be soft.
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Posts: 3759 (07/14/05 01:03 PM) |
Personally, I don't know that silk undies would be practical. Pure silk is usually dry clean only. Yeah, Pendergast's loaded, but would you really want to have to ship your delicates out every week?
But thanks for the input, Dorian. Now I know that what I always suspected was true--men who wear boxers enjoy frequent roll-ups. Although enjoy might not be the term....  I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Posts: 3403 (07/14/05 04:49 PM) Administrator |
Boyshorts for girls can be pretty alright, you just need to get them so they fit very tightly and they make your ass look pretty sexy. I agree, I don't know how men manage boxers, but at the same time I know I was very wierded out the one time I found a guy my age wearing briefs.
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Posts: 1091 (07/14/05 05:25 PM) |
So speaking of Pendergast's boxer brief's (I decided in my visual that's what he's got going on) do you think the authors know that they have created a character that absolutely fascinates women at the least and causes them to drool and discuss his underwear at the very least??
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